this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
why hasn’t the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here
Because water reflects less light than air does, due to it’s molecular make-up. Thus, as hair is covered with a layer of water, the light isn’t reflected the same way, appearing darker.
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
why are the women on razor advertisements shaving hairless legs
that isn’t a fucking achievement
shave a gorilla if you want to show off your product
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over
I got tagged in a thing
Rule 1: Always post the rules!!!!
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to the post.
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.
I was tagged by crystalfang
1) Your favourite book?
It’s so hard to choose just one. I love Count of Monte Cristo for the plot. The Bell Jar is full of great imagery. Death of a Salesman is amazing. Macbeth makes me cry like a baby. Like Water For Chocolate makes me laugh more than any other book. Ugh, I can’t pick just one. The Book Of Lost Things and A Farewell to Arms are pretty good too. Fuck this, I can’t choose just one.
2) If there was a fire in your house and you could save just one thing, what would it be?
Mmm.. my important documents such as birth certificate, passport and so on. I keep them all together so I guess it is one thing.
3) A top three of the best feelings you have felt in your life.
When I’m hungry and I finally eat.
When I’m tired and I get to lay down.
When I’ve been holding it for a while and I can finally pee.
4) How many children you want to have in a future? Have you thought about some name?
Maybe 2. MAYBE. I thought of Sophia, Belen andHermione. For boys mmm Diego, Sebastian,Juan Carlos, Joseph David.
5) Your vocation?
Well I’m a Biology major soooooo idk yet
6) What is the travel of you dreams?
Mmm Europe forever.
7) If you could do anything right now what would it be?
Get someone to do my assignments that are due tomorrow.
8) What is the wierdest feature about you that almost anybody can understand?
9) The name of you favourite toy when you were a child?
Mmm a little house boat. I remember it a lot.
10) What do you love to do in a rainy day?
SING! and sleep.
11) If you could choose, what time would you want to be born and live?