Jessica: An 18 year old horndog.

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ABOUT ME

thatwrongthing:

this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy

(via tardis-sherlocked-potter)

- ? Jun 12th 2013
MOTHERFUCKER, THIS QUOTE IS SO DAMN BIG YOU AIN’T GOT NO CHOICE BUT TO READ IT. Now that I have your attention, you have a nice bum. (via totallyfubar)

(via bluebirdsonawire)

- ? Jun 5th 2013
Why is it that wet hair is darker, if water is colorless?

crowleys-angel:

tomatomouthkisser:

sodamnrelatable:

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why hasn’t the scientific side of tumblr responded to this yet guys we are waiting here

Reflection.

Because water reflects less light than air does, due to it’s molecular make-up. Thus, as hair is covered with a layer of water, the light isn’t reflected the same way, appearing darker.

(Source: breadpao, via tardismyoldgirl)

- ? May 30th 2013

zillatamer:

letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

a pop up book

(via markfuckface)

- ? May 30th 2013

why are the women on razor advertisements shaving hairless legs

that isn’t a fucking achievement 

shave a gorilla if you want to show off your product

(Source: megthemermaid, via markfuckface)

- ? May 30th 2013
how society reacts to your grades
  • bad at the arts: you're not less intelligent, you just have a technical mind
  • bad at math/science: you must be stupid
- ? May 30th 2013

jesussbabymomma:

DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7

(via warning-fangirl-ahead)

- ? May 29th 2013

cyberdepressed:

people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over

(Source: madfawn, via siderealsandman)

- ? May 29th 2013
I got tagged in a thing

I got tagged in a thing
Rule 1: Always post the rules!!!!
Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you has written and write 11 new ones.
Rule 3: Tag 11 new people and link them to the post.
Rule 4: Let them know you’ve tagged them.

I was tagged by crystalfang

My answers:

1) Your favourite book?
It’s so hard to choose just one. I love Count of Monte Cristo for the plot. The Bell Jar is full of great imagery. Death of a Salesman is amazing. Macbeth makes me cry like a baby. Like Water For Chocolate makes me laugh more than any other book. Ugh, I can’t pick just one. The Book Of Lost Things and A Farewell to Arms are pretty good too. Fuck this, I can’t choose just one. 

2) If there was a fire in your house and you could save just one thing, what would it be?
Mmm.. my important documents such as birth certificate, passport and so on. I keep them all together so I guess it is one thing. 

3) A top three of the best feelings you have felt in your life.
When I’m hungry and I finally eat.

When I’m tired and I get to lay down.

When I’ve been holding it for a while and I can finally pee.

4) How many children you want to have in a future? Have you thought about some name?
Maybe 2. MAYBE. I thought of Sophia, Belen andHermione. For boys mmm Diego, Sebastian,Juan Carlos, Joseph David. 

5) Your vocation?

Well I’m a Biology major soooooo idk yet

6) What is the travel of you dreams?
Mmm Europe forever.

7) If you could do anything right now what would it be?
Get someone to do my assignments that are due tomorrow.

8) What is the wierdest feature about you that almost anybody can understand?
What?

9) The name of you favourite toy when you were a child?

Mmm a little house boat. I remember it a lot.

10) What do you love to do in a rainy day?
SING! and sleep.

11) If you could choose, what time would you want to be born and live?
Mmmm renaissance 

My Questions

  1. If you won 100Million dollars whats something ridiculously absurd you would splurge on? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm a karaoke machine
  2. If you could have any superpower what would it be? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH INVISIBILITY
  3. whats something you have always wanted to do but never had the money to do? Travel abroad
  4. If no one is perfect what is a flaw you would put up with for love? Mmm ego
  5. Name something you hope you never have to give up.                   well mmm oxygen
  6. What is a fandom you enjoy that you are shamed of? hahahahaahhahah I LOVE THEM ALL. I’m not ashamed of any of them.
  7. what is a recurring dream you have? I often dream someone stalks me in my house when Im alone and tries to kill me. I also dream someone chases me to kill me.
  8. what is a service or producted you wish was real? That thing in Shriek where the fairy and prince charming go to a fast food on a floating carriage.
  9. what music artist cant you just NOT deal with? Ugh, Nicki Minaj.
  10. would you prefer a romantic evening in a cabin by the fire on in a bongolo on the beach  .? Cabin baby
  11. would you rather be a fish or a bird? FISH
- ? May 27th 2013